all right here’s the best picture-nominated video I made
I can get this ridiculous thing screened at an actual hollywood film festival if it keeps getting views so please watch this thing
Please watch this video it’s so important.
im laughing so hard im gonna pass out
T HIS IS REALLY IMPOR TANT HOLY S HIT
"AN UNEXPECTED ALLY RETURNS"
jackson swings into the loft, naked, on wrecking ball.
rachel has been gone a grand total of maybe three hours and my stepdad is already driving me to a point where i have just dumped some booze into my pepsi r a d i c a l this is gonna be a fun week
Did I ever tell u guys about this business card my mom had because let me tell you
im never telling a white boy i’m egyptian ever again
it’s official my twin has left the world of internet until sometime friday night let’s hope i can last that long
scootiemccall said: I LOVE IT
I’M SO AMUSED I’LL HAVE TO SHOW YOU THIS DUDE’S PICTURES LATER
"Poor thing. You should screw chem and come do bedroom gymnastics with me" an actual message i just received on tinder wow what an amazing app that is
yeap decided i am Not Doing my Prelab because i don’t feel like trying to understand it and i also do not care
i saw like a bunch of these and im pissing myself
what a time to be alive
"Most private thing I’m willing to admit"…
This makes me want to get on that website
mom: “Look it’s time to wake up”
One more month.