E=MC Vagina

mmmmmm i think it’s almsost bedtmime

i had a fun filled day of excitiement goodnight babealoos

mmmm fun party!

we talked and laughed over cake
then i kicked ass at just dance
then we sat by the fire
then took a trip to gather up preston and danced/walked/sang like idiots the whole way
got back to bolen’s
sat by the fire again
played mario kart
i distracted jay by grabbing his ass and running my hands up and down his back while they were playing
grabbed wendy’s butt
fistbumped elizabeth a few times (she’s a lot cooler than i thought???)
now i’m home
and happy

ffff i am so tired but i got a birthday fiesta to go to in a little while

um let’s see dance was so much FUN two dancers from joe goode came in and wowowowowowow my legs are already sore but shit that was fun as hell um what else yeah that’s about it

i just hope i have enough energy to go to bolen’s party and woop everyone’s ass at just dance

what if the scholarship essay for beowulf what if i just wrote that like
“bitch i’m beowulf gimme dat $cholar$hip money”

i always love checking my spam folder in my email because i always have
emails from blackpeoplemeet.com and seniorpeoplemeet.com and
christianmingle.com and all those fun things

dang i am so good at fluffing up stupid essays jeez. also my surprise
morning therapy appointment went fantastic i told her about boything
:3333333

check out this a+++ birthday card i bought

on the inside it says:

“FO SHIZZLE! I hope your birthday’s the BOMB!”

bolen’s gonna be like wow what the shit i knew there was a reason i didn’t invite her in the previous years

king-clotpole replied to your post: ugh we were doing this spin jump thing in dance…

ouch :(

i can’t even figure out how i managed to do that to myself good grief

ugh we were doing this spin jump thing in dance the other day and somehow i managed to kick myself really hard on like my ankle bone the part that sticks out or dips in or whatever idk

but now there’s a bruise there and it really messes me up because i like to sit with that leg under my other leg and it hurts to sit on it and i keep accidentally banging it on my other foot because i’m incapable of moving around like a normal person or something