February 2011
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This whole wedding business is so very stressful.
My mom’s talking about their first dance thing and she’s saying the bridal party is gonna go dance with their significant other. I’m in the bridal party, as well as my three aunts and someone else I think…I dunno.
SO! Do I use Kara as my “date” or Nolan? Boop. I can’t decide. I’ve got a few months though. BLARRR I’M A KRAKEN FROM THE SEA.
...
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Ooh nudity time.
I do believe I shall go shower now.
I’ll see you all tomorrow once I’m ~silky smooth~
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"Please fly me away from this house...to sexland"
Jesus Bale. Hahahahahahaha
blua:
There comes a point in life where you either accept whatever you’re doing and just exist, or stop talking about what you used to be and do something completely different.
You guys are all liveblogging the pilot...I'm...
Fun lyf~
themusiclibrary:
Tiny Dancer - Elton John
I got a paper cut on the knuckle closest to my...
I don’t want to have my nails this color anymore but I don’t want to risk getting the nail polish remover in the cut. WHAT TO DOOOO~
I’ll probably suck it up and do it. Then paint them purple or something equally boss.
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Do the creep. Haaaaaaaa.
ibelieveinyouwhydontyou:
Kelly, we should do the creep all day eerday.
I meant to walk down the halls like that today/every day for the rest of my existence but my backpack is too damn heavy
rustedlungs replied to your post:My mom and brother are going “PORN. PORN. BOOM CHICKA MOW MOW”
trampiness runs in the family*~
tramp-penis~~*
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My mom and brother are going "PORN. PORN. BOOM...
What is wrong with everyone in this house.
Well fuck. House isn't on tonight. It isn't even a...
TELEVISION, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?
I'm gonna go watch House and shower and blah now.
I’ll see you all later~
Cor blimey, mate. →
Im saying things like 'proper' and 'knocking...
blamemisha:
fucking tumblr and everyone being from fucking england
Cor blimey, that’s got me chuffed to bits~~~
LOL GUYS I MADE GIFS HERE HAVE SOME
little—dhampir:
youcanfindmebakingcookiesatnight:
……….this is why i follow you. xD
No lie, this is my favourite commercial on the planet.
At school:
thehalfbloodprince-:
Monday:
Tuesday:
Wednesday:
Thursday:
Friday:
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fuckbitchesgetdani:
Zuckerberg
Eisenberg
Samberg
Iceberg
Dinkleberg
Watchwendigos:
heylookpenguins:
katiefuckingdrew:
stfucolink:
fuckyeahgifs:
statehate:
-lightsareon:
1) click play.
2) move your mouse over the video.
3) be entertained.
(via -hotanddangerous)
January 2011
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I would never think someone was weird or creepy...
“I think I’m an abstinence symbol. If I take my shirt off people won’t have...”
– Jesse Eisenberg on being a sex symbol.
(via jesseeisenberglately)
We’re talking about the Tea Party in my gov class and all I keep thinking of is that tea party Misha Collins had. Thanks, Tumblr.
On Valentine's Day:
nicholashoultdaily:
What My Friends Will Be Doing:
What I’ll Be Doing:
Apparently getting naked calms me down.
"Come on, eat something. Are you trying to waste...
Why, yes mother, 160 pounds is just going to magically disappear if I don’t eat for a day.
HOP OFF MY DICK DAMN BITCH
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We're all in the same room, must you people really...
The television isn’t loud, there is no outside noise, why can neither of you hear?
whorewaffles asked: GAH.
my mom is in a bad mood tonight.
my mom is in a bad mood tonight.
igiveyoubeautifuldreams replied to your post:Let me get my argument pants on.
oh shit, you got pants for this? awwwww hell….
it could get intense up in here bro
Let me get my argument pants on.
Bring it, asswipe.
Oh, I'm sorry you don't like my attitude, Patrick.
Fuck you. You’re always an asshole. Go away.
tonight is the night i snap and spit fire all over them. jesus bale, beer me strength.
-papergirl said: This is so relevant to my life.
I’m gonna snap. Oh my god. The SAG awards just started and they didn’t even let the intro shit finish before they started with the “Who’s hosting? Who’s that? What’s going on?”
I’m gonna have to leave the room before I cut them. Oh my god.