December 2011
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talkinboutbutts replied to your post: talkinboutbutts replied to your photo: wow that…
it’s a great butt shush.
is that really your secret to success with the menfolk? you just show them your butt?
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talkinboutbutts replied to your photo: wow that didn’t last long im back just for a…
show him ur butt.
but it’s not very good
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i think one of my favorite pick-up lines is “i wish i were DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes/jeans” but i never use it because not everyone knows sciencey shit and pick-up lines don’t work if you have to explain them
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the baby starts falling asleep: wow how cute!
i start falling asleep: kelly wake the fuck up you slept til noon
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i’ve decided that once you’re older than like 7 you’re no longer adorable or able to do adorable things
then you’re just kinda there for a while
then once you’re old and crazy you’re back to being adorable again
damn i have a while until i get any attention again
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lalalalala we have no phineas and ferb mac n cheese
the baby is shaking his head no at me
‘scuse you baby don’t tell me what to do
who wants to buy me this as a late christmas... →
monsterhugs:
what if people in real life stopped in the middle of their sentences, said “READ MORE” and then started whispering under their breath
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