April 2012
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i told my mom that i wanted a mohawk (like the hot dancer dude) and she was like “kelly you have such beautiful hair i don’t understand why you would want to do that to yourself”
um mom
let me cut my hair however i want it’ll grow back i just like the idea of a mohawk jeez
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Wow the Georgia Dance Exhibition was fun!!
lots of fun dances
I got to watch my friends be sassy and fabulous on stage
there was a hot hot HOT guy with a mohawk and tattoos and oh my god I still don’t know if I want to smang him or BE him ugh preferably both
also I gotta find out where he gets his hair done because I’m in love with that hairstyle
I didn’t mess up the sound (except for one song but I don’t think...
March 2012
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“are you getting in the shower? it’s 3:30 and you’re lookin kinda scummy.”
oh thanks mom wow i feel fabulous
i guess i’m going to shower
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Anonymously try to seduce me.
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crying because troy and abed at the end of the newest community
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all this puppy does is sleep i swear
but it is the cutest thing ever
also we upgraded our cable so now we have dvr so i can record shows aww yeeeeeeeeeeeeee
kicked the cats outta my bed
swag
now time to curl up and sleep sleep sleep
goodnight babies see you tomorrow!!
holy shit i just got like really tired
i’m gonna go curl up for a while i’ll probably be back once i migrate to my bed
i gotta show you guys how hot this shirt makes me look
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fuckthatnoise1381 replied to your photo: fuckthatnoise1381 replied to your post:…
so you like dogs more than cats now!??!! :3 CUTEST FUCKING BABY EVER.
only while he’s a puppy :P my cats are so hilarious they keep like shooting him dirty looks like “hah you’re 1/4 my size i could crush you like a bug watch out bitch” and he’s like “oh fuck i’ll walk...
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fuckthatnoise1381 replied to your post: every time this puppy moves i squeal with delight
you have a PUPPY?!?!?! WTF?!?!
YEAH GURL WE GOT HIM TODAY!!! he’s cute as shit he’s the tiniest thing ever and he sleeps so MUCH because he gets tired out so easily and oh my GAWWWWWWWWD
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sweetnickiandhellaminaj:
i was a wimp before tumblr
now i’m a jerk and everybody loves me
every time this puppy moves i squeal with delight
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so i went and saw kara’s play
omfg it was so funny me and wendy were obnoxiously cackling the whole fucking time holy craaaaaaap
and one of the guys in the play was like super cute and 16 and had the same shirt as me? you guys know that shirt i have that says ENGLAND with the flag on it? yeah he was wearing that with a blazer oh my god what a babe he is literally everything i wish i was...
so all day people kept asking me “why are you…wearing a bathing suit???” and i was like ‘uh it’s beach party day assholes” but um
i had to take off my bikini and put on regular undies when i got home because i kept getting the urge to rip off my shorts and shirt and run around in the sunshine
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a bunch of people are like “WAY 2 GO KELL UGA I’M SO PROUD” and i’m just like “uh are you all completely missing the second half of this status there’s a new puppy in this household shuddup i don’t even wanna go to uga”
alkajdhflahdfkjahsdfh we’re naming him Joey
finally a name we all agree on!!!!!
also he gets tired out real quick so he keeps just like plopping down and sleeping and omfg he’s making sleep sounds I’M IN LOVE
also i got into UGA
but who cares because PUPPY
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batch69 replied to your photo: this puppy is literally the cutest fucking thing…
i wanna see!
i’ll text you a picture!
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When someone vents to you,
alichais:
and you’re left speechless. You want to be able to say something to make them feel better, but you can’t think of anything. All you can do is try to respond with something but then it seems like you don’t care. It sucks when someone is pouring their heart out to you, and you can’t do anything to fix it.
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my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
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Anonymous asked: How did you manage to lose weight?
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hankarryn replied to your photo: so it’s self proclaimed beach party day tomorrow…
am I cheating on Cody by gawking at this or? but forreal, you gawgeous.
lololollolol i have that effect on people (on the internet)
thanks boo :3
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funnypurposes replied to your photo: so it’s self proclaimed beach party day tomorrow…
YEAH YOU DO!
THANKS DOLL
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lecreep69 replied to your photo: so it’s self proclaimed beach party day tomorrow…
dang hottie
i know right
thank you dance class
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puppp replied to your post: puppp replied to your post: oh sweet fuck these…
mclovin? that’s not a dog name. how about WAFFLE HAUS (in all caps, even out loud, of course - it’s german for waffle house)? or bueller? every time it gets lost, you can calmly walk around your neighborhood stating “bueller. bueller. bueller.”
oh shit i didn’t even think of bueller!! my mom was like...
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angrily growling “motherFUCKER” every time i sneeze
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puppp replied to your post: oh sweet fuck these people are arguing about names…
name it dick~nuts. the squiggle makes him gay.
i think they decided on “mclovin”
maybe i can get them to throw a squiggle in there somewhere
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