my head hurts i’m gonna try and nap and watch svu for a bit xoxo
we saw the cutest little baby quails (or quail idk what the plural is) at the butterfly place yesterday and omg i want to have a bunch of quail babies as pets i’m googling them now and they’re so CUTE
I just told a boy:
‘Geographically speaking, I’m on top of you, and that’s sexy.’
So, clearly, I should be banned from trying to flirt with people.
“are you on your period”
why yes, i am bleeding today
would you like to join me
oW MY UTERUS U NEED TO STOP
tho i guess i can compare the tattoo pain to this and be like lol w/e that doesn’t hurt
so where my hand is is where i’m gonna get the tattoo approx i’m not sure exactly how big it’s gonna be but um yeah it’s gonna be COOL
we told him this was my 18th birthday present and the guy was like oh awesome is this your first tattoo? and i was like yep and he was really surprised and he was like dang first tattoo and you wanna get it on your chest? alright whatever you say and my mom the whole time was like “ok where can i get it that it won’t hurt” and the guy kept looking at her like uhhhh what like it’s gonna hurt anywhere????? idk i’m pumped i can’t freakin wait
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
This happened to me
(Source: getoutoftherecat, via sleepinggsun)
the tattoo guy was really cool he had dreads like down his back and tattys all over his arms and a bunch of piercings in his ears and he was just really chill. he said we all had nice skin for tattoos i guess b/c we’re all so white i was like wow who knew being pale would come in handy but now i’m glad i’m p white
I’M GETTING A TATTOO ON THURSDAY AT 11 OMG???????
w o w of course now my uterus decides to bleed on me are you kidding
wish your girlfriend was hot like me
wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
i’ve realized that all the photo/gif tributes to bill have been lacking what is factually proven to be the most important photo of bill in existence.