Okay but you guys.
(Source: plutobby, via least-concern)
if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically
some person: hey asstown
i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”
List of words I wish I never jokingly said, because now they apart of my everyday vocabulary:
• Son (usually coupled with nah)
Feel free to add to this shameful list
umm excuse me avatar I see a little more than four elements
yes hello I am the last barium bender
I’m crying brb
Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?
one time in an interview Zac Efron said that he loved death note and idk if he was just saying that bc the interviewer mentioned it or what but the point is Zac Efron may be a closet weeb
does this look like a coincidence to you?
Benefits of big hips:
Laundry basket rest
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess