Ball Till U Fall

Apr 23

i just spent several hours rhinestoning some underwear wowee

Apr 22

[video]

carolynm:

Today’s outfit.

carolynm:

Today’s outfit.

(via unicornimpalment)

wayward-swagabond:

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

#whats next#bronal sex?#bronetration?#brorgasm?#oh yeah bro. u just hit my brostate. i love how ur brock feels in my assbrole

wayward-swagabond:

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

(via fathipsredlips)

servin up frat king realness today

servin up frat king realness today

Apr 21

morning cuddles with the bae

morning cuddles with the bae

[video]

[video]

hey-moarrk-hey:

lightningmonkey:

This is why I shouldn’t be let outside

I want future archeologists to find them

hey-moarrk-hey:

lightningmonkey:

This is why I shouldn’t be let outside

I want future archeologists to find them

(via fortissississimo)

jessicat-simpson:

SEASON SIX LET’S GET SICKENING!!!

jessicat-simpson:

SEASON SIX LET’S GET SICKENING!!!

(via clockenfrau)

thehortlak:

crystal cluster and mushroom pin set - $5

thehortlak:

crystal cluster and mushroom pin set - $5

(via pelvic-bust)

jo-scribbles:

leaf me alone

jo-scribbles:

leaf me alone

(via pelvic-bust)

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

(Source: bearsnbritts, via sinkrate-sinkrate-pull-up)

cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

(via fortissississimo)

whoops it’s 2:30 am whoops i have a test in less than twelve hours whoops go to sleep you piece of shit

whoops it’s 2:30 am whoops i have a test in less than twelve hours whoops go to sleep you piece of shit