For those of you that don't know what Turquoise Jeep sexting is....
Tori: YOU A FREAK GIRL YOU A FREAK AND I KNOW
Me: SO WHY I GOTTA WAIT
Tori: CAUSE I LOVE YOU
Me: GO GRAB MY BELT
Tori: OH NO HAVE I BEEN A BAD GIRL?
Me: YA NEED A SPANKIN BAYBAY
Tori: HAPPY SEXGIVING
Me: DO YA WANNA GET LICKY LICKY OR STICKY STICKY
Tori: YES BOTH LEMME SMANG IT GURL SMASH IT AND BANG IT
Me: HOW YOU LIKE YO EGGS? FRIED OR FERTILIZED?
Tori: I LIKE THEM STRETCHY PANTS I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY MADE OF
Me: I'M TRYNA WIFE YOU UP SO I CAN LOVE YOU DOWN
Tori: DID I MENTION I LIKE TO DANCE BY THE WAY I LOVE TO DANCE?
Me: TELL ME CAN YA BOYFRIEND MOVE IT LIKE THIS CAN HE DO IT LIKE THIS
Tori: I WANT YOU TO BE MY WIFEE BOO
Me: SEX SYRUP HOT AND STICKY BABY
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