E=MC Vagina
who would you like to kanoodle?
Anonymous

EVERYONE I WANT TO CANOODLE WITH ALL THE BABES

no um as of right this second i would like to canoodle with:

  • sara
  • miss kitty
  • nolan (but bro-canoodling, not romantical canoodling)
  • um
  • wow i don’t know normally this list would be super long but lately i’ve been very uh anti-people? at least i’m trying to stay away from having feels about people because it never works out for me because i must be like the worst human being and wow this changed from a silly fun list of names to a sad self-pity answer COOL
  1. merlins-most-baggy-yfronts said: ‘scuse me but is ‘the worst human being’ code for canoodle master?
  2. suburbanwhiteamerican said: me. don’t forget me i’m super canoodley.
  3. pacokickthetaco posted this