new year’s resolutions:
-infiltrate the dealers
-find the supplier
my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time
“your skin is pale white and ice cold”
“bitch I’m black what are you on”
she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop
one time in a latin lesson someone asked the teacher if it was true that “six big tall palm trees” in latin was “sexus magnus penis erectus” and we missed 10 minutes of the lesson because the class was laughing so hard
♫I been twerkin on the railllllllllroad♫
your hand fits in mine like it’s made just for me
but bear this in mind I only want the D
OH SHIT IT’S MY JAM!
♫ ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAAAAY IS A BIG BOOTY HO.
ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAAAAY IS A BIG BOOTY HO.
WHEN I DIE, BURY ME INSIDE THAT GUCCI STORE.
WHEN I DIE, BURY ME INSIDE THAT LOUIS STORE.
ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAAAAAY IS A BIG BOOTY HO. ♫
step one: we buy into this club
step two: we roll over to the club either in your mercedes benz which is gorgeous or my pre-owned acura legend which is alright
step three: i dagger you on the dance floor just bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce now everybodys watching us
today someone passed me a paper and i said “thank” and they said “did you just say thank” and then i realized dorothy we’re not on the internet anymore
what if in school instead of raising our hands we raised our legs