how to get a girls panties wet:
- kiss her roughly
- shove her down on the bed
- slip off her underwear
- slam dunk em in the toilet
how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me
COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
The Spider Who Couldn’t Hide
I HATE SPIDERS BUT OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HELP
he’s so cute when he digs and throws sand over himself.
I HAVE WATCHED THIS OVER 30 TIMES AND SHOWED EVERYONE AT WORK. I LOVE THIS SPIDER
I normally don’t reblog spiders as I know some people don’t like them, but this one was so damn funny!
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one.
He’s never gonna give you Up.
this whole manga is a treasure trove
MY KITTEN WAS OUT OF CONTROL SO I ZIPPED HIM INTO THE HOODIE WITH ME TO TRY AND CALM HIM DOWN BUT HE CRAWLED DOWN AND OUT OF THE SLEEVE
MINE DOES THAT TOO
I interrupt the Olympics with an important announcement.
John Winchester’s OTHER job.
Is that seriously Matt Cohen???
It is Matt. I doubt there is anything serious about this.