keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet

8bit-anarchy:

roundworms:

how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me

COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

mellokins:

devinleighbee:

karatam:

punch-a-your-buns:

captain-gumdrops:

bluhbluhhugedork:

The Spider Who Couldn’t Hide

I HATE SPIDERS BUT OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HELP

he’s so cute when he digs and throws sand over himself.

#WHEN HE BURIES HIMSELF THE VOICE MUFFLES I CRIED

I HAVE WATCHED THIS OVER 30 TIMES AND SHOWED EVERYONE AT WORK. I LOVE THIS SPIDER

I normally don’t reblog spiders as I know some people don’t like them, but this one was so damn funny!

gaporter:

Richard “you-can-butter-any-buttocks” Armitage (x)

bethedoitsu:

illustry1120:

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one.

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He’s never gonna give you Up.

Get out.

i pledge allegiance to yo booty gurl

disgorgement:

my lord 

disgorgement:

my lord 

sociallyunacceptableart:

this whole manga is a treasure trove

sociallyunacceptableart:

this whole manga is a treasure trove

callmebabydollallthetimee:

toralei:

MY KITTEN WAS OUT OF CONTROL SO I ZIPPED HIM INTO THE HOODIE WITH ME TO TRY AND CALM HIM DOWN BUT HE CRAWLED DOWN AND OUT OF THE SLEEVE

MINE DOES THAT TOO

callmebabydollallthetimee:

toralei:

MY KITTEN WAS OUT OF CONTROL SO I ZIPPED HIM INTO THE HOODIE WITH ME TO TRY AND CALM HIM DOWN BUT HE CRAWLED DOWN AND OUT OF THE SLEEVE

MINE DOES THAT TOO

misha-bawlins:

deanplease:

littleartemis:

I interrupt the Olympics with an important announcement.

This.

John Winchester’s OTHER job.

Is that seriously Matt Cohen???

It is Matt. I doubt there is anything serious about this.