suburbanwhiteamerican replied to your photo: ha ha ha the left side of my face/mouth/neck feel…

i know that feeling but kelly congrats cause you still look cute.

gurl you know i work that sickness like stretchy pants (thank)

suburbanwhiteamerican replied to your post: suburbanwhiteamerican replied to your post:…

yes do it. and sext him.

i’m gonna make some business cards that say “hey i just met you and this is crazy but here’s my number so call me maybe” with a picture of me winking and my number on them and hand them out to cute boys

suburbanwhiteamerican replied to your post: suburbanwhiteamerican replied to your post: help…

yes definitly do that i just sext a weird 25 year old guy named laine sometimes because he likes me.

ooh gurl. i think a cute dude at a mexican restaurant is into me b/c he gives me free drinks and stuff maybe i’ll giv ehim my number tomorrow

suburbanwhiteamerican replied to your post: help me plz all i wanna do is make out with hot…

i want to flirt with all of them and then sext them i understand kelly.

it’s becoming mildly problematic u g h 

maybe i’ll go sneak into a frat party and make out with a drunk one

suburbanwhiteamerican replied to your post: life-love-rebellion started following you hi ur…

who wouldn’t be here to make out with you kelly?

you make an extremely valid point

suburbanwhiteamerican reblogged your photo: w o w presidential debates

kelly you wanna make out during them with me?

SURE SIGN ME UP

suburbanwhiteamerican replied to your photo: ‘MURRICA also how funny would it be if we went to…

i want to go to a mexican restaurant with you.

oh my god yes come with me let’s eat all the nachos on the planet

suburbanwhiteamerican replied to your post: Well if you ever get tired enough, I’m sure there…

yes distance is a bitch.

yeah i’m like pretty damn sure at least 15 of my followers would bang me if we lived near each other but OH WELL

suburbanwhiteamerican replied to your post: i’m eating m&ms and they keep falling down my…

i have that problem a lot.

i’d like grab a handful of m&ms and go to drop them in my mouth and at least 3 would fall down my shirt oh my goodness

suburbanwhiteamerican replied to your photo: help i can’t stop buying cheap pretty bras from tj…

my life except from target.

oh my god it’s a good thing i didn’t go to target today because i am the same ohhhhhh man

i did almost buy these super cute black high heels that had white polka dots tho they were like $17 which is a gr9 deal at tj maxx because normally the fancy shoes are relatively costly when they’re not on clearance so i was like EEEEEEE but i restrained myself….though i might make my mom take me back tomorrow and i’ll buy them ehehehehe

suburbanwhiteamerican replied to your photo: WWWWWWWWOOPS THERE’S MY BOOTY

I HAVE THOSE UNDERPANTS.

THANK THE LAWD FOR WALMART

suburbanwhiteamerican replied to your photo: hey babes i’m clean

no you’ve listened to turquoise jeep you’ll never be clean again.

SEX SYRUP

HOT AND STICKY BABY

COME AND OVERFLOW ON MY PANCAKE LOVE

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 suburbanwhiteamerican replied to your photo: so it’s self proclaimed beach party day tomorrow…
yes you do.
aww yeee