thelightsbedamned replied to your photo: hi uh why isn’t anyone hitting on me

because youre sitting at home on a friday night…?

i am amused

thelightsbedamned replied to your post: i got a fortune cookie w/ dinner that said “your…

screw you! i need the frickin raise. i have to wear a costume at work now!

oh my god what that’s fantastic

thelightsbedamned replied to your post: thelightsbedamned replied to your post: falling…

too bad.. my saturday nights gonna be magical.

o rly?

thelightsbedamned replied to your post: falling asleep looking at bondage collars on etsy …

planning a little saturday night action?

man, i wish

WHAT WEIRD SHIT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR???? I WANT TO KNOW THIS. WHY? BECAUSE I CAN

i’d are you ready for this okay prepare yourself small children might want to look away this might traumatize them

i’d walk to the freezer

whats the craziest thing you would do for sex?

are there crazy things people do for sex? is this like what would you do for a klondike bar? because i would do weird shit for a klondike bar

thelightsbedamned replied to your photo: may….be???

I DIDNT KNOW I FOLLOWED JUSTIN BEIBER!!!!! OMG, HAVE TO UNFOLLOW.

OH WELL

thelightsbedamned replied to your photo: it’s thundering really loudly and if my power goes…

and yet, the look on your face is one of “i wonder how many times i can wank to Magic Mike before it gets old….”

to be quite honest i don’t think it’ll ever get old oh my LORD

thelightsbedamned replied to your post: also please shoot me it’s going to be like 105…

you could be nice and not say that…. seeing as i have to be out there in the fucking heat… x_x

oh god wear sunscreen and like oh god i can’t even imagine find a vest and like fill it with ice

line the insides of your clothes with ice packs DRINK LOTS OF WATER

thelightsbedamned replied to your post: thelightsbedamned replied to your post:…

i stand on the side of the road with a sign waving at people….. really? youve got a better job than me.

at least you get a tan

i don’t think i’ll get a tan from copiers

thelightsbedamned replied to your post: thelightsbedamned replied to your post: i start…

we have a bird that looks like that at the store i work at… youre still a copy girl. i laugh at you.

whatEVER it’s my first job hop off my dick

thelightsbedamned replied to your post: i start monday at 10 B) that’s not too bad i…

hahahahahaahahahahahaahahaha the printing section….. youre a copygirl!!!! hahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahhahaahahhahahaahhahhahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 thelightsbedamned replied to your post: thelightsbedamned replied to your photo: now i’m…
dont say things like that….. justin bieber will kill us all eventually.
SAY THAT TO MY FACE

thelightsbedamned replied to your post: thelightsbedamned replied to your photo: now i’m…

dont say things like that….. justin bieber will kill us all eventually.

SAY THAT TO MY FACE

thelightsbedamned replied to your photo: now i’m listening to nsync and cleaning GOD WHAT…

are you going back in time or something? thats like 90s teen girl…

SO WHAT IF I AM

it’s better than listening to my justin bieber xmas cd or my nickelback cd >.>

"its all in ones" "you dont want to know what i have to do for 20s" "no i really dont" "lets drink these and ill show you" magic mike.

EHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHHE